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Thursday, February 9, 2012

The most awesome background music - Smooth Criminal (Glee Version)

santana and sebastian on Glee S3



Got this after watching the episode.. Glee season 3 episode 11 - Michael.
The song was already awesome by the king of pop. then, the arrangement was reorganize with cello and fantastic, drastically awesome outcome!!


Smooth Criminal - Glee


Lyrics:


Sebastian:
Uh, as he came into the window
It was the sound of a crescendo, uh!
He came into her apartment
He left the bloodstains on the carpet, uh!
She ran underneath the table
He could see she was unable
So she ran into the bedroom
She was struck down, It was her doom
Annie are you OK?

Santana:
So, Annie are you OK?

Sebastian:
Are you OK, Annie?

Santana:
Annie are you OK?

Sebastian:
So, Annie are you OK?

Santana:
Are you OK, Annie?

Sebastian:
Annie are you OK?

Santana:
So, Annie are you OK?

Sebastian:
Are you OK, Annie?

Santana:
Annie are you OK?

Sebastian:
So, Annie are you OK,

Santana and Sebastian:
Are you OK, Annie?
Annie are you OK?
Will you tell us that you're OK (Sebastian: uh!)
There's a sign in the window
That he struck you - A crescendo Annie
He came into your apartment
He left the bloodstains on the carpet (Sebastian: uh!)
Then you ran into the bedroom
You were struck down
It was your doom

Sebastian:
Annie are you OK?

Santana:
So, Annie are you OK?

Sebastian:
Are you OK Annie?

Santana:
Annie are you OK?

Sebastian:
So, Annie are you OK?

Santana:
Are you OK Annie?

Sebastian:
Annie are you OK?

Santana:
So, Annie are you OK?

Santana and Sebastian:
Are you OK Annie?

Sebastian:
You've been hit by

Santana:
You've been hit by

Santana and Sebastian:
A Smooth Criminal

Sebastian:
So they came into the outway
It was Sunday - What a black day, uh!
Mouth to mouth resuscitation
Sounding heartbeats - Intimidations
Annie are you OK?

Santana:
So, Annie are you OK?

Sebastian:
Are you OK Annie?

Santana:
Annie are you OK?

Sebastian:
So, Annie are you OK?

Santana:
Are you OK Annie?

Sebastian:
Annie are you OK?

Santana:
So, Annie are you OK?

Sebastian:
Are you OK Annie?

Santana:
Annie are you OK?

Sebastian:
So, Annie are you OK?

Sebastian and Santana:

Annie are you OK?
Will you tell us that you're OK
There's a sign in the window
That he struck you - A crescendo Annie
He came into your apartment
He left the bloodstains on the carpet, uh!
Then you ran into the bedroom
You were struck down

It was your doom

Annie are you OK?
Are you OK Annie?

Sebastian:
You've been hit by

Santana:
You've been struck by

Santana and Sebastian:
A Smooth Criminal

Santana (Sebastian):
I don't know!
(Annie are you OK, Will you tell us, that you're OK)
I don't know!
(There's a sign in the window)
I don't know!
(That he struck you - A crescendo Annie)
I don't know!
(He came into your apartment)
I don't know!
(Left bloodstains on the carpet)
I don't know why baby!
(Then you ran into the bedroom)
I don't know!
(You were struck down)
(It was your doom - Annie!)
(Annie are you OK?)
Dang, gone it - Baby!
(Will you tell us, that you're OK)
Dang, gone it - Baby!
(There's a sign in the window)
Dang, gone it - baby!
(That he struck you - A crescendo Annie)
Hoo! Hoo!
(He came into your apartment)
Dang, gone it!
(Left bloodstains on the carpet, uh!)
Hoo! Hoo! Hoo!
(Then you ran into the bedroom)
Dang gone it!
(You were struck down)
(It was your doom - Annie!)

Sebastian:
You've been hit by

Santana and Sebastian:
You've been struck by

Santana and Sebastian:
A Smooth Criminal

Wednesday, February 8, 2012

Najwa Latif Di Panggil Oleh Cikgu Disiplin Sekolah?




Pada suatu hari, di sebuah sekolah di selatan tanah air, bermula la sebuah cerita..

Cikgu : selamat berkenalan… .
Najwa : kita Berkenalan hanya dalam laman muka buku…

Cikgu : sat gi cikgu hantar kau dekat pengetua baru tau…
Najwa : Kau hantar pesan dan suruh aku terima kamu ooohh uwouwouwo

Cikgu : cikgu sakit hati dah ni ==”
Najwa : hati ku rasa sesuatu

Cikgu : sebelum kamu balik, datang jumpa saya kat office..
Najwa : Dan pabila kau kata kau mahu jumpa aku

Cikgu : atau kamu nak saya hantar kamu dekat pengetua?
Najwa : Ku gelisah berdebar hati rasa tak menentu

Cikgu : cikgu rasa kamu ni dah tak betol..
Najwa : Oh oh benarkah rasa itu…

Cikgu : ingat taw.. sebelum balik nanti kamu datang office jumpa saya!!
Najwa : bagaimana harus bersua… ku rasa gementar tapi bahagia

Cikgu : memang kalau dah ada peluang nak rotan je kamu ni..
Najwa : perlukah kita cari peluang pertama..

Cikgu : saya dah agak hang ni bermasalah..
Latif : walaupun kita tak pernah berjumpaa..ooohh uwouwouwo

Cikgu : otak saya dah sarat dengan macam2 masalah.. Kamu ni buat..
Najwa : Banyak persoalan yang berada di minda =P

Pelajar lain menyampuk : cikgu ni banyak tanya la…

Najwa : Banyak tanda tanya dan juga kata kerja
Cikgu disiplin : cikgu jom pegi lunch dengan saya kejap lagi
Cikgu : Argh, tak nak, nak settle kes najwa ni
Najwa : Otak kata jangan hati pula kata ya =)

cikgu : tak menentu saya di buatnya..
Najwa : Hidup tak menentu adakah ini cinta…

Cikgu : konfius!!!
Najwa : banyak soalan banyak juga jawapannya

Pelajar lain : kalau ikut hati,cikgu kami memang nak bunuh hang ni adoiii
Najwa : kata hati dan rasa tak dibiar saja..

Cikgu Disiplin : masuk bilik saya nak jalankan operasi merotan ni..
Najwa : setiap yg berlaku ada kebaikannya,harus pejam mata dan cuba apa saja..

Cikgu Disiplin : kamu pandang muka saya..
Najwa : Pabila kau renung tajam tajam mata aku

Cikgu Disiplin : cikgu, kau rasa kita nak report kat encik latif ke..
Cikgu : aku rasa baik dipanggil je
Najwa : Ku rasa sesuatu rasa yang ku tak tahu

Cikgu : Najwa! Ape semuanya ni?
Najwa : Oh oh ini cinta remajaku..

Cikgu : cinta? Dengar baik-baik kata-kata cikgu ni…
Najwa : Dan pabila kau katakan kau suka aku… ^^,
Cikgu Disiplin : sudah., Diam!!
Najwa : Ku terdiam terkedu tak tahu mana nak tuju…

Cikgu Disiplin : Cikgu! cinta apa yang dia merepek ni?
Cikgu : Oh oh itulah cinta yang satu XP
Cikgu Disiplin , Cikgu , Najwa : Cinta di muka bukuu. =DD

sekadar gurauan... ceduk facebook...


Kisah 3 pontianak

gambar hiasan.. gamba betul agak seram. anyway, gambar nie sekor je pontianak hehe

Maka tersebutlah kisah perihal 3 ekor pontianak. Memasing nak nunjuk siapa yang paling terer. Mereka pun mengadakan sebuah pertandingan tunjuk sapa paling power.

Pontianak yang paling muda diberi kesempatan untuk memulakan pertandingan. Lalu dia pun terbang secepat kilat, tak sampai 2 minit dah balik. Mukanya penuh dengan lumuran darah, dan menyeramkan.

Terus dia berkata : "Nkorang nampak kampung kat seberang bukit itu ?"
Yang dua ekor pontianak tu ngangguk, "Iya, nampak. "Satu kampung tu
itu...habiissss aku kerjakan!!!!"

Angin jugak dua ekor pontianak tu dengar keangkuhan pontianak muda. Kini giliran pontianak yg setengah abad tu pulak. Dia pun pergi sekelebat jugak, tak sampai 1 minit dah balik, mukanya juga penuh dengan cucuran darah.

"Nkorang nampak Bandar tu ?", katanya dengan muker yg kerek "Iya,
nampak", yang dua ngangguk juga. "Satu bandar itu juga habiiissssss!!!", kata pontianak yg setengah abad sambil ketawa seram," ha ha ha hah".

Pontianak yang satunya lagi tambah panas, dia pun nak show off jugak.
Dia pun tunjukk skill terbang cam kilat. Amat lah terperanjat nya dua
sahabatnya, sebab tak sampai setengah minit dia dah balik, dengan penuh cucuran darah di mukanya...

Lalu pontianak yg 2 ekor tu berkata, "gilaa ahh dia ni tak sempat aku
nak duduk dia dah balik, memang dia paling power". Sambil mengosok gosok idong nya pontianak tu pun berkata , "Ngkorang nampak tembok batu tu ?"

" Nampak! Nampak!", kata yang 2 ekor tu...
"Err tadi aku tak nampak".!!!!!

celup dari forum gempak.org

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